- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

75% levitation

The power to be a snail

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

the power to hovertate

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

the ability to blow yourself

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to have no superpower

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

Pointless Super Powers