The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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the power to read your own thoughts

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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to do nothing

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!