the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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the power to get married

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to look at Sun.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to ignore useful information

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!