The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!