The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!