- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to look at Sun.

The power to absolutely nothing

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

teleport to the place where you stand

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

Pointless Super Powers