The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!