- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

power to age faster

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

the power to fail at everything you do

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to lick your own balls!!!

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to be gay on command.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

Pointless Super Powers