- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to predict the present

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to resurrect dead insects

The power to write pointless superpowers

the power to have another pointless superpower

Pointless Super Powers