- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The ability to not live forever

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to make lipstick fly

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

open up pickles glass

I'm a giant di

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to think oppositely

Pointless Super Powers