- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

the power to summon a pen, once

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

being black

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

Pointless Super Powers