The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to become demented

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!