the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The ability to jump

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to die

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to sit

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the power to like justin beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!