- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to shit on the ceiling

the power to enter a coma.

The ability to die on command.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The ability to go to hell.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

Pointless Super Powers