- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

Having taste buds in your anus.

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to die at will

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The ability to jump

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

power to transform into a dick with legs

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

Pointless Super Powers