The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to be a common person

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to not do it.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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cry acid tears

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!