- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to understand irony.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

the power to get in the van

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

Pointless Super Powers