the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!