The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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75% levitation

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!