Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to get arrested

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to shoot glue from your penis

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to not have a superpower

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The ability to control dairy products

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!