- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The ability to change your weight

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

Pointless Super Powers