The power to kill yourself

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to be a common person

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The ability to jump

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!