- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

the ability to solve paradoxes

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

the ability to look into your brain

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to not have a brain!

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to talk in Wingdings.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power of 12% levetation

Pointless Super Powers