the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

thumb_up thumb_down +127

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

thumb_up thumb_down +125

The ability to read your own mind

thumb_up thumb_down +121

the power to be super ugly

thumb_up thumb_down +121

The power to make pencils dull.

thumb_up thumb_down +121

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

thumb_up thumb_down +113

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The power to shit without squinting.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

thumb_up thumb_down +113

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

thumb_up thumb_down +107

Read fortune cookies without opening them

thumb_up thumb_down +105

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

thumb_up thumb_down +101

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!