The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to see via toe nails

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to think of food

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the power to sit

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power of christ ;)

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!