- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The abilty to go through water.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to even

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to die at will

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

the power to animate condiments

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

Pointless Super Powers