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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.
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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move
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The power to see when people fart.
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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.
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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.
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The power to smell farts from miles away
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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.
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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.
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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind
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ability to swim like a frog with no legs
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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.
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The power to take a s*** on people
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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.
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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.
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The power to throw fireballs only under water
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The power to clap 14 times a second
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The power to quote memes randomly
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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.
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The power of bad luck
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The power to lick your elbow.
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The power drown in water
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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers
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The ability to not have a super power.
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The ability to jump 8 feet fences
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!