The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to waste money

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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swear words -jesse

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!