The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power of being pointless

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to die

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power of 12% levetation

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!