To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to wish you had a power

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!