The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power of women's rights.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to obey gravity

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!