The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to become powerless

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to self destruct

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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the ability to blow yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!