The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power think five times slower.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the power to like charlie

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The ability to not be Batman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!