The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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75% levitation

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!