- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

The power to poop without wiping

The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The ability to be poor for life

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to strangle yourself to death

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

the power to summon a pen, once

the ability to un-dank any meme

Pointless Super Powers