The capability to draw penises very well

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yo mama

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the power to enter a coma.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to be an idiot.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to die

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!