- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to breathe out of water.

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The power to turn 12% invisible.

the power to transform into Kanye West

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

To have the power to breathe

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to not have a brain!

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

Pointless Super Powers