The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

The ability to open a door that was already open.

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to lick your own elbow

The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

the power to run in slow motion

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

The power to see through glass doors.

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

The power to unsee the unseen.

The power to turn into a laptop forever

the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

The power to change the color of your saliva.

Really bendy thumbs.

The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!