- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to convert metric to imperial

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to look at Sun.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

the power to get married

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to walk on frozen water.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

Pointless Super Powers