The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power of women's rights.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to get arrested

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power of hindsight

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to obey gravity

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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the power to walk on land.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!