- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

the ability to die on command

The power to fall in love reptiles

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

the power to read your own mind

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

the power to walk on land.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to fly, but only fly north

Pointless Super Powers