- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

To have the power to breathe

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to moves in slow motion.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to look at Sun.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

the power to get married

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to read your own mind

Pointless Super Powers