the power to run in slow motion

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to shrink boobs

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to turn retarted

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!