An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to read this.

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The power to be a common person

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!