The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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power to fly when your underwater

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boo

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!