Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!