The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to swim on land.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!