the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to not have any power at all

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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the power to turn food into shit

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!