The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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being black

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to be gay on command.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!