The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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to do nothing

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to be a snail

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!