The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!