The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to smell water.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to turn into a pebble

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!