- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to swim on land.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to only be obesely fat.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to fly in tornadoes

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to look TV

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

Pointless Super Powers