- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

The power to reverse walk backwards.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

The power to eat food

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

to do nothing

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

The power to dream about being asleep.

The ability to smooth a criminal

The ability to not finish sen...

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to do nothing.

Pointless Super Powers