The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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Black power

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the power to see through windows

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to itch your teeth

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!