The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!