The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to grab a cats face

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the ability to know what the fox say

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!