The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to see through glass

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!