the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The super power to control paper.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!