The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to be an idiot.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to become translucent

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!