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the power to see stuff
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The power to shoot glue from your penis
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the ability to un-dank any meme
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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores
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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff
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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.
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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood
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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....
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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.
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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.
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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.
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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.
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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.
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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater
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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.
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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.
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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.
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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*
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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.
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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin
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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed
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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.
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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.
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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!