The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power drown in water

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to poo.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!