The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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open up pickles glass

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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yo mama

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power of learning

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!