- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power to exhale clouds.

The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

The power to smile uncontrollably.

Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

the power to be Justin bieber

The power to troll.

the power to fail at life

The power to smell a fart upwind.

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

Being a Spice Girl

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to change your emotions at will

I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

The power to become yourself

The power to not get shit d*ck

Pointless Super Powers