the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to die

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to die

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the power to die

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!