- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to be alone

The power to have gravity.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to be an idiot.

The power to kill yourself.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to be missed when present.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to change your urine to any color

Pointless Super Powers