- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to turn any object into food

The power think five times slower.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

The power to fly in tornadoes

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

Pointless Super Powers