The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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the ability to see through air

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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the power to get fat in America

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to be a snail

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!